(Parody of this)
What would two dozen servers from across the country tell you if they could… er… speak? Well, for starters:
Image Credit: http://xkcd.com/908/ (As if you didn’t know that)
What we lie about
- You know that thing in webmin where you can back stuff up… yeah… about that…
- We’re not allowed to tell you we’re out of memory, so we delete your backups or any file you haven’t moved for a while and use it as virtual memory
What you don’t want to know
- If we get a mouse nesting near us, we’ll run processor-intensive benchmarking software to keep it nice and warm
What drives us crazy
- Every time you run
free
it tickles - Sexy unix commands. They feel so disgusting.
How to be a good user
sudo aptitude upgrade