The spam on the wiki just gets weirder and weirder. This one is masterfully surreal in all its mundane glory:

“How about a garage door you can see through? Well almost”
“The neat thing is that these are overhead sectional garage doors just like any other.”
“Can you acquire a bucket of paint?”
“you'll amaze yourself”
“Now that you understand how financially important your garage door really is to you, it is time to get to work.”