My family has decided to spend the evening watching twilight as an… education. Am I the only one who finds it bloody hilarious?
Anyone know where we can get a legit moose head? John Walters wants one for… undisclosed reasons
“If we had velcro on every surface we could stick egg goo to the walls” Jesse Woodward
I’m not sure you’re really visualising the full potential of this innovation…
Brother: “What is that piece of music”? Me: “It’s not music, it’s the @boagworld podcast”. Brother: “Whats’s that?” Me: “It’s some middle-aged men talking about web design” Brother: “NOOOOOOOOOOOO”
“It was nice of him to wrap it up in newspaper” Joyce Walters
“It’s certainly a rat. I’ve seen squashed rats before” Oscar Walters
My mum’s deputy head of a 6th form. Her head teacher sent a package back to my dad marked “Do not open”. It was a dead rat.
@cssquirrel my brother is repeatedly saying your @-name. How do I make him stop?
Trying to persuade Oscar this is a Pokemon glove: http://photos.waterpigs.co.uk/p/o3
Parents have dragged me into “TK MAXX”. The extra X was not a good sign.
Okay, I just had a roast. Courtesy of John Walters.
And now I’m going to post a photo of it.
I am hip.
“Has she been drinking, d’you think?” — Mum
Typical Walters family argument happening: “Which are cooler, organs or pies?”
My brother on DuckDuckGo: “Look into the duck’s eyes. You cannot trust it.”
I had a weird phone call earlier today… there were some rustling noises, and then they hung up.
My dads theory?
"it was a hamster"