1. From Will.i.am I want to write code:

    “I will not start an initiative until I've spent my own money. Because if I spend my own money, people who want to get on board afterwards know that I am serious about it.”

    He used to go to nightclubs, but now he goes to conferences "which are better than clubs because they still have music and after-parties but you get knowledged-up before the party".

  2. Oh crap, my manual beard trimming device just broke, and I have half a beard. So now I have to spend a week tilting my head so the lighter part is in shadow :/

  3. Nothing says “generic, unimaginative christmas present” like a perfume. On which note, the perfume adverts this year are the worst yet :/