“It was nice of him to wrap it up in newspaper” Joyce Walters
“It’s certainly a rat. I’ve seen squashed rats before” Oscar Walters
“I’ve seen loads of dead rats. I’d be happier if it had been a cat” John Walters
My mum’s deputy head of a 6th form. Her head teacher sent a package back to my dad marked “Do not open”. It was a dead rat.