I'm sorry to have to inform you of this
But what I am about to tell you is backed up by solid evidence.
It took many long and complicated trials
Using equipment developed specially for this task.
Millions of research dollars
and countless man hours.
But the result is solid.
Worth the expense
Irrefutable.
The sad, but real,
truth.
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The smart cover is no more intelligent that it's 'dumb' predecessor.