1. Warning: Just received Paypal-imitating phishing emails that look marginally more credible than usual. Please warn vulnerable relatives.

  2. I love living in a household where, triggered by me whistling a bar of a tune from Riverdance, half the family picks it up and it echoes through the house

  3. The real reason I consider passing my driving test to be more important than my GCSEs:

    It’s not the amount of work/money that’s gone into it. It’s not the fact that being able to drive is liberating. It’s not even the fact that it will help my business