Trying to persuade Oscar this is a Pokemon glove: http://photos.waterpigs.co.uk/p/o3

Parents have dragged me into “TK MAXX”. The extra X was not a good sign.

#TIL there exist such things as “Foam Parties” and “Knot Theory”

Okay, I just had a roast. Courtesy of John Walters.

And now I’m going to post a photo of it.

I am hip.

“I can do curly quotes on the mac keyboard now”Barnaby Walters

“Baa baa black dog do you have any poo?” the QVC ladies

I hate it when offers say “Exclusive CD–ROM”. And? What does it do? Will it work if I don’t have a PC?

Oh, and my laptop has no optical drive.

OH “Has she been drinking, d’you think?” — Mum

Now they’re onto dog poops and poo bags. And nettles.

What are they selling again?

The craft women on QVC are reminiscing about night lights and talking about TLA Pirate Day.

This is quality entertainment.

Wait…

. and , flip tabs in Safari?

How have I not learnt of this before?!

Okay, must stop starting posts with “Okay, must…”

My lovely old non-unibody plastic macbook is making some dubious creaking noises today. Please don’t die on me yet!

I now feel I have a solid grounding in git and source code management. Next up: Unit Testing.

The hollow laughter in these adverts echoes around my brain. Why are ads so crap :’(

Installing Firefox OS, dum de dum de dum…

Teaching my brother some logic circuits so he can use them in Minecraft. For all it’s mainstreamness, it’s a pretty good game.

NO WAY I WROTE A RECURSIVE FUNCTION WOO COMPUTER SCIENCE!

Just come across a tree parsing problem which I’m pretty sure would benefit from recursion, but I’m just not on that level yet :|

Putting together a Contacts module for my new website ‘cos the web’s a social network and social = people