“…and Jake the Human, the fun will never end, it’s #adventuretime”
Brother: “The fun has to end because one of them will die
” #killjoy
Oscar is watching Icelandic extreme fishing. Mum challenges John Walters not to start talking about buried shark every time someone mentions #iceland. Ha, fat chance of that. It was even on my birthday card #family
Brother: “Einstein on the Beach?”
Me: “That’s an opera?”
Brother: “That’s a thing?!”
Current Walters #family discussion: what is more useful when job seeking, GCSEs or cake-making ability (demonstrated through providing the potential employer with a cake to try)
It seems my brother is not overly impressed with my heartfelt rendition of “Half Caste”.
The jwentomologist reaction to a programme about bionics:
“They could use that to build a pantomime horse”
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Tom Morris:
@BarnabyWalters an international man of mystery, mostly to be found sitting at a computer swearing at broken things. http://t.co/BqByEZXt
Tom Morris:
@BarnabyWalters an international man of mystery, mostly to be found sitting at a computer swearing at broken things. http://t.co/BqByEZXt
@tommorris last time Oscar saw an @-name he liked on my screen (cssquirrel) he spent the rest of the day repeating it. Over. and. over. again.
Amazing birthday presents including A Million Random Digits from jwentomologist and my mum!
OH “That's not the sort of pond water you'd want to be associated with” — the brother
“Problem with £1 Fish is he has to release a new song every time VAT goes up” – my 13yr-old brother #family
“And for your birthday… the HEARTY CARROT” — jwentomologist #family #surreal
OH “There should be a TV programme called Roadkill Christmas”
Me: “Yes, that is a tool called Github, with an octopus-cat hybrid as a logo. It’s one of the best tools which has been created, I use it every day"
Brother: “I am scared”
OH
“Do those guys never stop wittering on?” John Walters on @boagworld podcast
My brother and I are doing a thing where we watch Adventure Time all the way through, one episode a day. Join in! First one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjHwKMK2w88
My family has decided to spend the evening watching twilight as an… education. Am I the only one who finds it bloody hilarious?
Anyone know where we can get a legit moose head? John Walters wants one for… undisclosed reasons 
OH
“If we had velcro on every surface we could stick egg goo to the walls” Jesse Woodward
I’m not sure you’re really visualising the full potential of this innovation…
Brother: “What is that piece of music”? Me: “It’s not music, it’s the @boagworld podcast”. Brother: “Whats’s that?” Me: “It’s some middle-aged men talking about web design” Brother: “NOOOOOOOOOOOO”