Current status: http://photos.waterpigs.co.uk/p/oh at http://xkcd.kajakklubben.org/

@cssquirrel my brother is repeatedly saying your @-name. How do I make him stop?

Some weird part of me thinks @sesamestreet’s tweets would be even funnier if they used the ^ microsyntax

“Turn it up to full power and bounce it off the walls!”

I never realised photography was so sci fi

Ran out of the room to avoid the Colgate advert. BUT IT’S STILL PLAYING IN MY HEAD

Having a font clearout. There’s so much crap to be gotten rid of.

Woah, that was a close one. I almost typed “color” instead of the real spelling.

I hate the “Celebrity Politician” thing. It’s such a turn–off. As of next year I can vote, but I’m really not sure that’ll make any tangible difference. There must be a way of actually contributing to government.

Trying to persuade Oscar this is a Pokemon glove: http://photos.waterpigs.co.uk/p/o3

Parents have dragged me into “TK MAXX”. The extra X was not a good sign.

#TIL there exist such things as “Foam Parties” and “Knot Theory”

Okay, I just had a roast. Courtesy of John Walters.

And now I’m going to post a photo of it.

I am hip.

“I can do curly quotes on the mac keyboard now”Barnaby Walters

“Baa baa black dog do you have any poo?” the QVC ladies

I hate it when offers say “Exclusive CD–ROM”. And? What does it do? Will it work if I don’t have a PC?

Oh, and my laptop has no optical drive.

OH “Has she been drinking, d’you think?” — Mum

Now they’re onto dog poops and poo bags. And nettles.

What are they selling again?

The craft women on QVC are reminiscing about night lights and talking about TLA Pirate Day.

This is quality entertainment.

Wait…

. and , flip tabs in Safari?

How have I not learnt of this before?!

Okay, must stop starting posts with “Okay, must…”