1. My mum’s deputy head of a 6th form. Her head teacher sent a package back to my dad marked “Do not open”. It was a dead rat.

    WTF?!

  2. I hate the “Celebrity Politician” thing. It’s such a turn–off. As of next year I can vote, but I’m really not sure that’ll make any tangible difference. There must be a way of actually contributing to government.

  3. I hate it when offers say “Exclusive CD–ROM”. And? What does it do? Will it work if I don’t have a PC?

    Oh, and my laptop has no optical drive.