1. My family has decided to spend the evening watching twilight as an… education. Am I the only one who finds it bloody hilarious?

  2. OH

    “If we had velcro on every surface we could stick egg goo to the walls” Jesse Woodward

    I’m not sure you’re really visualising the full potential of this innovation…

  3. Brother: “What is that piece of music”? Me: “It’s not music, it’s the @boagworld podcast”. Brother: “Whats’s that?” Me: “It’s some middle-aged men talking about web design” Brother: “NOOOOOOOOOOOO”

  4. My mum’s deputy head of a 6th form. Her head teacher sent a package back to my dad marked “Do not open”. It was a dead rat.