1. Me: “Yes, that is a tool called Github, with an octopus-cat hybrid as a logo. It’s one of the best tools which has been created, I use it every day"

    Brother: “I am scared”

  2. Jack Way: @BarnabyWalters Angular.js, Node.js, Testacular. I highly recommend NetBeans btw.

    Jack Way netbeans is certainly the best IDE for php I’ve used so far. Angular.js looks nice, I’m trying to learn ember at the mo but the docs are rather inadequate.

  3. I found a new trick for quickly blocking out sounds: put your hands over your ears and wiggle your fingers gently against your head. Instant loud bubbling sounds!

    In related news, I no longer run out of the room when those crappy Colgate adverts come on.

  4. Oh dear, my little old macbook is complaining a bit today. First the battery goes, then the wifi repeatedly disconnects. I hope this isn’t the beginning of the end :(