1. for a twitter bot: snarky sarcastic favstar

    “Looks like 5 people ★ed your tweet. That’s, like, the most anyone’s ever ★ed one of your tweets. IT’S DOWNHILL ALL THE WAY FROM HERE”

    “Congratulations on your 10★ tweet. Bet you feel real big about that”

    “Your tweet got to 15★! Here’s an alternate version of your profile photo with a medal on.”

    “20★ for a tweet with that many spelling mistakes? You people are idiots”

    “Congratulations, you got to 50★! Get to 100★ and I may decide not to kill this adorable puppy”

    “100 PEOPLE CLICKED A ★ SHAPED BUTTON AND NOW I AM REMINDING YOU OF THAT FACT”

    “Congratulations, your 250★ tweet has inflated your ego sufficiently to enter the upper atmosphere!”

    “500★? How much did that cost you?”

    “Who do you think you are with your 1000★ tweet, Obama?”

    “1,000,000,000★ are there even enough people in the world for that to be a thing”