1. OH

    “If we had velcro on every surface we could stick egg goo to the walls” Jesse Woodward

    I’m not sure you’re really visualising the full potential of this innovation…

  2. Brother: “What is that piece of music”? Me: “It’s not music, it’s the @boagworld podcast”. Brother: “Whats’s that?” Me: “It’s some middle-aged men talking about web design” Brother: “NOOOOOOOOOOOO”

  3. My mum’s deputy head of a 6th form. Her head teacher sent a package back to my dad marked “Do not open”. It was a dead rat.