pcntl_wait($status); //Protect against Zombie children
Every now and again the otherwise banal PHP docs make me laugh.
AOL converted him into an AOL-BOT to be used in chat-rooms. 
I’m trying to grow up but it’s hard past a certain age
Ha, love it Aral Balkan :)
The jwentomologist reaction to a programme about bionics:
“They could use that to build a pantomime horse”
“The spirit of the law, not the letter of the law, should be your guide” About Face 2.0
School grades are a measure of how socially acceptable your level of remembering–ability was when you did the exams, relative to everyone else.
Therefore, their meaning and value deteriorate over time. The value and meaning of things you create and add to the world generally increase with time (become more well-known, better used, refined, etc.)
Just pushed a load of #taproot changes to auto-tagging which should make structured, tag–based querying of notes way easier.
This note should be tagged with
location as it contains all of that data.
Some Test Quote with a mention in
If minifigs had their own country it would have the largest population today
“As a musician, everyone can hear all your sketches” Robin Andrews
“Sometimes we are lucky enough to know that our lives have been changed, to discard the old, embrace the new and run headlong down an immutable course” Jacques Cousteau
The result, the World Wide Web, what we know today as the Internet
Just because the book is not intended for a technical audience does not excuse blatant mistakes. If anything, it makes accuracy more important.
Earlier, aral wittily quipped:
The CMS I use for my personal sites is called a file system. You might have heard of it. #indieweb
I disagree with this premise. Useful and easy as filesystems are, without a wrapper like Jekyll they don’t manage content (resources), they manage representations (typically HTML).
Time to play “guess the Wikipedia article”. Where did this come from?
…blow-up dolls, kickboxing dummies, cardboard cut-outs, and balloons with faces drawn on them.
OH “That's not the sort of pond water you'd want to be associated with” — the brother