BREAKING: NASA is developing dragons, press release on new Pluto data from New Horizons lets slip

Orion (non)launch glossary:

• “hold”: the rocket’s still on the ground
• “range issue”: there’s a boat in the way
• “wind violation”: it’s a bit windy
• “fill-and-drain valves will be cycled open and closed”: we’re pushing all the buttons to see if that makes the rocket go
• “scrub”: same time tomorrow then!

Even NASA TV’s hold screen is epic ustream.tv/nasahdtv — I wonder if this is their hold music too?