for a twitter bot: snarky sarcastic favstar

“Looks like 5 people ★ed your tweet. That’s, like, the most anyone’s ever ★ed one of your tweets. IT’S DOWNHILL ALL THE WAY FROM HERE”

“Congratulations on your 10★ tweet. Bet you feel real big about that”

“Your tweet got to 15★! Here’s an alternate version of your profile photo with a medal on.”

“20★ for a tweet with that many spelling mistakes? You people are idiots”

“Congratulations, you got to 50★! Get to 100★ and I may decide not to kill this adorable puppy”

“100 PEOPLE CLICKED A ★ SHAPED BUTTON AND NOW I AM REMINDING YOU OF THAT FACT”

“Congratulations, your 250★ tweet has inflated your ego sufficiently to enter the upper atmosphere!”

“500★? How much did that cost you?”

“Who do you think you are with your 1000★ tweet, Obama?”

“1,000,000,000★ are there even enough people in the world for that to be a thing”

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