Universal Laws

A collection of social “laws” I have observed, some serious and some tongue-in-cheek.

TODO: Categorise when there are too many

Brother Law
If one brother eats x amount, the other is expected/entitled to as well.
Father Law
No, you wouldn't like it. I’ll eat it all.

There is no object which cannot be improved by the addition of google eyes.

Likewise, there is no ball game which cannot be improved by making the ball bouncier.

Everyone is at most two degrees of separation from someone who has attended the Totnes School of Guitarmaking.

All programming languages and frameworks were built because someone didn’t like one or two little details in an existing Lang/framework.