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Another breakthrough in the increasingly relevant field of linguistic cryptozoology

A table with two rows and two columns, each labeled “spider” and “crab”. Spider, crab shows a spider crab. Crab, spider shows a crab spider. Crab, crab shows a crab-like entity with all to much crab. Likewise for spider, spider. If you’re hearing this, you can probably at least be glad that you’re not looking at the spider, spider.