“And for your birthday… the HEARTY CARROT” — jwentomologist #family #surreal
OH “There should be a TV programme called Roadkill Christmas”
Me: “Yes, that is a tool called Github, with an octopus-cat hybrid as a logo. It’s one of the best tools which has been created, I use it every day"
Brother: “I am scared”
OH
“Do those guys never stop wittering on?” John Walters on @boagworld podcast
My brother and I are doing a thing where we watch Adventure Time all the way through, one episode a day. Join in! First one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjHwKMK2w88
My family has decided to spend the evening watching twilight as an… education. Am I the only one who finds it bloody hilarious?
Anyone know where we can get a legit moose head? John Walters wants one for… undisclosed reasons 
OH
“If we had velcro on every surface we could stick egg goo to the walls” Jesse Woodward
I’m not sure you’re really visualising the full potential of this innovation…
Brother: “What is that piece of music”? Me: “It’s not music, it’s the @boagworld podcast”. Brother: “Whats’s that?” Me: “It’s some middle-aged men talking about web design” Brother: “NOOOOOOOOOOOO”
Topics for today’s #waltersfamilynightin: Iteration vs. Reiteration: Which one is which? And John Walters’s Strange Wheelbarrow Accident
“It was nice of him to wrap it up in newspaper” Joyce Walters
“It’s certainly a rat. I’ve seen squashed rats before” Oscar Walters
My mum’s deputy head of a 6th form. Her head teacher sent a package back to my dad marked “Do not open”. It was a dead rat.
WTF?!
@cssquirrel my brother is repeatedly saying your @-name. How do I make him stop?
Trying to persuade Oscar this is a Pokemon glove: http://photos.waterpigs.co.uk/p/o3
Parents have dragged me into “TK MAXX”. The extra X was not a good sign.
Okay, I just had a roast. Courtesy of John Walters.
And now I’m going to post a photo of it.
I am hip.
OH “Has she been drinking, d’you think?”
— Mum
OH @johnwalters.co.uk “Is it time for the dancing dog yet?”