Barnaby Walters

Arranging atoms and pressurising air in a variety of manners, such as:

Pronouns: they/he

  1. Much as I like docblocks, the phpdoc proposal reads like an attempt to recreate the semantics which staticly typed languages give us, but outside the language in verbose comments and requiring extra tools to use for some reason.

  2. Personal highlight from today’s DnD session: making an intelligence (religion) check to determine if slices of blessed apple go brown. And failing.

  3. From Pokemon and Star Wars JSON APIs: “There are hundreds of websites about Pokémon but none of the data they had was consumable through an API.” Problem has never been lack of APIs but discrepancy between human-readable hypertext pages and otherwise hidden machine-readable data. Rethink your assumptions!

  4. Played “Colonial” recently. Should really be called “Colonial White Supremacy Capitalist Christian Patriarchy Board Game”. Recommended only for satirical purposes.

  5. Mark Senff: @laurakalbag Also, no vagrant delete or vagrant remove... No, vagrant DESTROY!

    @senff @laurakalbag the Heroku toolbelt uses the same obscure terminology. Personal theory for “destroy” is to increase amount of effort required to do irreversible tasks by forcing you to specifically remember or look up the command.

  6. MONTHS of going [r] [r] [r] [r] nearly non-stop have finally paid off! I can roll an [r] and am DISPROPORTIONALLY HAPPY ABOUT THIS. Next step: sustaining it.

  7. Orion (non)launch glossary:

    • “hold”: the rocket’s still on the ground
    • “range issue”: there’s a boat in the way
    • “wind violation”: it’s a bit windy
    • “fill-and-drain valves will be cycled open and closed”: we’re pushing all the buttons to see if that makes the rocket go
    • “scrub”: same time tomorrow then!
  8. This label on @derickr’s site is equally valid advice for both form fields :)

    The text “will not be posted, please leave blank rather than typing garbage in though” is much closer to the “comment” field than the “email” field.

    The gestalt principle of proximity rejects your internet comments! “Please leave blank, your comment will not be posted. Don’t type nonsense in though, that would be a waste of both of our time”

  9. Noticed an English pronunciation habit: I say “the” as [ði] (thee) when the word afterwards starts with a vowel, and [ðə] (thuh) when the next word starts with a consonant.

  10. One of the creepiest visible things about Facebook IMO is contact prioritisation in the chat sidebar. Whenever a contact changes places, I think “what did I do to prompt that? What did they do? What maths told Facebook that would optimise my engagement with it? Is it trying to influence me? Am I being experimented on?”.

  11. Interstellar and throughly enjoyed it. Giggled endlessly at the wonderfully kerbal spin-docking, and sighed exasperatedly at the magical SSTOs with near infinite fuel (except when the plot required otherwise) and an ascent profile of “well, uh, we take off… and go up… and we’re in space now. YAY!”.

    Also: props to Hans Zimmer for the best use of a pipe organ in a film score I’ve heard for a long time. Caught me by surprise!

  12. Squat Waltz

    Barnaby Walters 2014 3/4 C A bourrée à trois temps written whilst at JL Husið

    
    M:3/4
    L:1/4
    K:C
    G/ c/d/ |: e>G c/d/|e>G c/d/|e3/ cd/|B>G/ c/d/|